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		<title>dogface boy \/\/ don&#8217;t die&#8230;self mummify!</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/30/dont-die-self-mummify/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dogface boy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON’T DIE SELF-MUMMIFY! 5 EASY STEPS TO IMMORTALIZATION You&#8217;re just wasting time here. You could be so much more productive in the afterlife! Three dozen Buddhist monks can’t be wrong. Step 1     Preparation Set aside 2000 days for your transition. This is a “slowly, but surely” process. Inform family and friends of your new decision. Ask them for help, you will be pleasantly surprised when you see just how many people will support your new direction in life. Be sure to sit down with your boss! Let him or her know that you will be taking a leave of absence and you hope they will consider having you back after your  personal matters are attended to. This is just in the rare case that it doesn’t work….There&#8217;s nothing worse than wasting 2 plus years of your time only to end up really hungry and without a job. Step 2       The South Beach Diet Remove ALL fat from your body. (No cutting!) A friend recommends  “Beyonce’s Master Cleanse Diet ” and a couple of nuts and seeds here and there. This will take time, maybe 1000 days, but remember: no pain no gain. At this point you should stop, step back, and reconsider. Why do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>it&#8217;s a sight to behold and someone must survive</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/28/its-a-sight-to-behold-and-someone-must-survive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>eileen garcia</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;But darkness will come, but darkness will come For sure, it&#8217;s gonna come And the breast on her chest is where I take my rest Is where I have my fun, is where I have my fun And one long red nail that shoots from her toe Is tickling my blood and shifting its flow And each strand of her hair is really insect eyes&#8221; -Devendra Banhart sight to behold]]></description>
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		<title>grunge is dead \/\/ a treatise on &#8220;grunge&#8221; performance</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/28/grunge-is-dead-a-treatise-on-grunge-performance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ari gratch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grunge is dead.  My grandmother is dead.  Jackson Pollock is dead.  The implications are as follows: Music that was labeled "grunge" can never again be made, my grandmother will never again pinch my cheek, and there will be no new works of art by Jackson Pollock.  This is as it should be. ]]></description>
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		<title>the new jim morrison</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/28/the-new-jim-morrison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>c. ritchey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim Morrison serves as President and C.E.O. of Sexy Hair. Under his leadership, the company increased revenue by $20 million, launched in over 10 countries, and entered into the world of high-profile consumer advertising.  Morrison is also credited for getting the Sexy Hair brand name out by using celebrity advertising.  Using mostly music industry stars in their ads, for better or worse Sexy Hair has made a definite impact in the beauty industry.  American Idol alums Katherine McPhee and Kellie Pickler have both been in numerous Sexy Hair ads. While his name may bring to mind images of drug induced rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll, this Jim Morrison is a far cry from the rock legend. Using highly airbrushed images of reality TV pop stars to market Sexy Hair as a rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll beauty brand, Jim has created a line of products that most hair stylists wouldn&#8217;t  be caught DEAD using. Although the watered-down pseudo-rockstar look and name of the brand may be hard for some people to stomach, Jim has moved Sexy Hair into a new and interesting market.  It was only a matter of time before a hair product line jumped on board the reality TV bandwagon.  Morrison was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>that day</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/27/that-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>michael lujan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That day I was sleepy, all throughout work, into my lunch break. I took my usual vigil outside, by the pond, while reading the current issue of The New Yorker. There were metal benches arranged around the place where the pond erupted back on itself in mild geysers, and the wind sometimes carried the delicious spray back onto the benches, and anyone sitting on them. The red brick was wet there, cumulative testimony to the accidental hydration wrought by the breeze. I was sleepy again because of the previous night&#8217;s repeat of my occasional insomnia, and so I was drinking a coke. I plunked the near-empty can on the small table next to the bench, which a particularly upstart gust sought at once to upset and tip over. And nearly a hair&#8217;s breadth from reflexively leaning forward to still the tottering can, that day the thought, like a silent stranger, stole into my head: &#8220;I want to still this tottering thing because I am still afraid of death.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>dahranjelo&#8217;s digest \/\/ pukpuk never made it out alive</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/26/pukpuk-never-made-it-out-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dahranjelo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[PUKPUK, Peru Punks, Stargazers, Disco Geishas and Space Angels. We are living in the future that Walter van Beirendonck  kissed over 16 years ago.  The Wild &#38; Lethal Trash site with PUKPUK had my attention for hours that turned to days. What was I doing spending so much time at his site? Playing his video game Space Race. Turn ON the monitor and twist the dial. It&#8217;s not  easy fashion but  there is technique or something more abstract. This bear and Antwerp design genius continues and will always be followed. Walter is one of the Belgian Antwerp Six comprised of Dirk van Saene, Dries van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester, Marina Yee, and Dirk Bikkembergs, who all graduated from the Royal Arts Academy from 1980-82. He used fabrics developed by the very latest technologies in violently contrasting colors. He produced clothes that were full of erotic and sadomasochistic references, touched with a caustic adolescent humor. His highly confrontational approach relates to a resurgence of anti-fashion, but this time an anti-fashion with nothing in the least orientalist in its origins, instead based on science fiction that inspired displays of high-spirited provocation. SEX ME UP WITH YOUR PHALLUS HELMUT AESTHETIC TERRORISTS FASHION AT THE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>no one here gets out alive</title>
		<link>http://theavantguardian.org/2009/10/26/no-one-here-gets-out-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tracey d</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Italian Proverb: When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.]]></description>
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