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bsc \/\/ the undeniable badassery of elephants

By chicken flava

This week’s theme has something to do with worshiping Shiva and cucumbers equaling immortality. I didn’t really follow the logic because everyone already knows the the only way to become immortal is to find the philosopher’s stone and make rock soup mixed with the fungus of longevity while simultaneously listening to the phoenix song... »

dogface boy \/\/ don’t die…self mummify!

By dogface boy

DON’T DIE SELF-MUMMIFY! 5 EASY STEPS TO IMMORTALIZATION You’re just wasting time here. You could be so much more productive in the afterlife! Three dozen Buddhist monks can’t be wrong. Step 1     Preparation Set aside 2000 days for your transition. This is a “slowly, but surely” process. Inform family and friends of your new decision. Ask them for help, you will... »