CAUSE THEN I WOULD SAY THAT COMIC BOOKS ARE AWESOME I’ve always wanted to be Batman. Batman is pretty much my hero. Although, I’m not sure I could take on more than 4 guys at a time. So maybe Robin? Ugh Robin is totally lame. Alfred? Maybe. I guess being Superman would be cool, but Superman is really a frat boy. Have you ever met anyone from Iowa? I can’t relate to that at all. I always thought kryptonite looked sweet. But. If you bling out with kryptonite are you actively projecting the image that you are NOT Superman? Plus, it almost definitely gives you cancer. Cancer of the everything too. Back to the task at hand. Spiderman? Too snarky. Hulk? Can’t speak properly/is green. The Flash? Running: that’s it. Green Lantern? All it takes is a ring. Maybe I should think more realistically. If I had to actually BE a superhero I’d probably go with Reed Richards. Mister Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. A sensible choice I would say. Super smart, super bendable and stretchable, leader of men, and he’s married to the hot girl of the group. Though I just now considered the potential caveats of having a
