Posts Tagged ‘ batman ’

flighty, flakey, crumbling away

June 8, 2010
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flighty, flakey, crumbling away

This isn’t my idea. Best I know it’s John Hodgman‘s, with a little help from several decades and several multi-verses of superhero comics. John Hodgman went around asking people to choose between two superpowers and explain their choice for a segment on This American Life back in 2001. And the choice (you might remember?) goes like this. You only get to pick one, and you are the only one in the world with this power: Flight, or invisibility. You could choose flight. If you choose flight, all you need is your body and you can soar, soar soar. Or you could choose invisibility, stay more grounded, scurrying and scampering unsurveilled as you carry out your pet projects, tiny revolutions and grand plans for domination. Which would you choose? Of course there are administrative details. The superpower you get is a stand-alone, not simply one aspect of a superpower variety pack. So super-strength doesn’t accompany flight and invulnerability doesn’t accompany invisibility. You’ve got to take the one you’ve got and make it work. On the bright side, you don’t have to strip down to your skivvies to get imperceptible, and you won’t catch a chill no matter how high you fly

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i wish we could write titles in capital letters

March 19, 2010
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i wish we could write titles in capital letters

CAUSE THEN I WOULD SAY THAT COMIC BOOKS ARE AWESOME I’ve always wanted to be Batman. Batman is pretty much my hero. Although, I’m not sure I could take on more than 4 guys at a time. So maybe Robin? Ugh Robin is totally lame. Alfred? Maybe. I guess being Superman would be cool, but Superman is really a frat boy. Have you ever met anyone from Iowa? I can’t relate to that at all. I always thought kryptonite looked sweet. But. If you bling out with kryptonite are you actively projecting the image that you are NOT Superman? Plus, it almost definitely gives you cancer. Cancer of the everything too. Back to the task at hand. Spiderman? Too snarky. Hulk? Can’t speak properly/is green. The Flash? Running: that’s it. Green Lantern? All it takes is a ring. Maybe I should think more realistically. If I had to actually BE a superhero I’d probably go with Reed Richards. Mister Fantastic of the Fantastic Four. A sensible choice I would say. Super smart, super bendable and stretchable, leader of men, and he’s married to the hot girl of the group. Though I just now considered the potential caveats of having a

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