Welcome to Awkward Travel! A Limited Liability Corporation! Hope everyone is enjoying another great summer. Don’t let oil spills, recessions, and ass sweltering heat get in the way of your God given American right to vacation over summer. We’ve got some new gear in the shop. On a recent trip to Philadelphia, it was discovered that...
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“You can’t step in the same river twice.” It’s a familiar phrase with a fine philosophical pedigree and whose ramifications are continuously being dealt with. The phrase is attributed to Heraclitus, an ancient Greek whose name is sometimes supplemented with the epithets “the Obscure” and “the Weeping Philosopher.” The world is always in flux,...
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Running through the streets of this city is never a task to take lightly, especially when you're chasing someone. Your eyes have to move fast, back and forth between the person running from you and the street full of potholes so large you could curl up and sleep in them.
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Aqui se vende de todo… MIAMI
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Poor old man He had an “accident” with a three-bar fire But that’s OK Because he wasn’t very happy anyway Poor woman Strangled in her very own bed as she read But that’s OK Because she was old and she would have died anyway DON’T BLAME The sweet and tender hooligan, hooligan Because he’ll...
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CAUSE THEN I WOULD SAY THAT COMIC BOOKS ARE AWESOME I’ve always wanted to be Batman. Batman is pretty much my hero. Although, I’m not sure I could take on more than 4 guys at a time. So maybe Robin? Ugh Robin is totally lame. Alfred? Maybe. I guess being Superman would be cool,...
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in the midst of a snow storm…
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Slavoj Zizek is insane. He is also brilliant. In the short clip from the documentary “Zizek!” Zizek contends that love is evil. Love is about excluding one thing to focus on another. A part of me wants to say, right on Zizzy! but then another part wants to say, wtf, mate?! Love is exclusionary. ...
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