"Mom, listen, I'm just going to kill the demon INSIDE you. Okay?" I guess this is what actor Michael Brea (Ugly Betty, Step Up, blah blah) was trying to say when he hacked his mother to death with a "samurai sword".
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breaking booze\/\/four loko like a man
I always knew you were a bitch, Massachusetts. With your stupid and difficult to spell state name, your arrogant universities, and your annoying sports fans, I can't believe I didn't see THIS coming.
breaking booze\/\/full moon and water
Oh shit. Water on the moon. Lots of water. You know how we know this? NASA started bombing the moon sometime last year with spent-fuel rockets.
this week on the avant guardian\/\/hiccups
“I have the hiccups. I wonder if I might have another drink.” - James Stewart in The Philadelphia Story So I just learned this — a hiccup is also known as a hiccough or, in medicine, as a synchronous diaphragmatic flutter (SDF). Hiccups are interesting, because it’s not really known what purpose they serve; annoying, because they can last for up to 68 years; but most of all funny, as evidenced by the following video. UPDATE: Some real cool guy named Tyrone Johnson removed the video due to some copyright claim (read: wants money). Below I’ve included another video with a cat because there aren’t enough funny hiccup videos on the Internet. Alright, so the fart enhances the hilarity, but a cat hiccuping is undeniably funny. Just leave us be with our cats, copyright claimers. And I’m pretty sure that’s the way it is. Want more Crunkite? “Like” me on Facebook. “Follow” me on Twitter.
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