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an unequivocally confusing matter

December 16, 2009
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an unequivocally confusing matter

What’s the matter? we question a problem or situation at hand… Matter of factly… meaning actually in fact… Mind before matter. When researched, “The term matter traditionally refers to the substance that all objects are made of…”  I can go further, yet substance is where we can stop.  There is printed matter, abstract matter, atoms and electrons, protons, and neutrons, which are a the basic building blocks of a much more intangible thing, word, person, place, feeling, icon…. Linguistically, matter is “a situation, state, affair, or business: a trivial matter………. ….importance or significance… ..reason … things sent by mail …a substance discharged by a living body…” What then, matters? Seemingly everything and nothing, as all things are calculated in dealing with the presence or absence of matter. If matter didnt matter, would we exist? Would anything exist? With existentialism approaching, the multiplicity of what matter is, does, does not, and has, creates a sovereign world within six simple letters.  Matter composes all things.  Is matter therefore, an inadvertent creator or has society created a hell of a loaded bag of meanings for this word. Roland Barthes, an early 20th century thinker/talker/writer/reactionary and man of abundant critiques for the bourgeois, should be called

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gift giving (and receiving) guide for the perplexed

December 8, 2009
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gift giving (and receiving) guide for the perplexed

It’s family time.  And they’re crazy? Look no further than this coffee table book to let them know… ____________________________________________________________________________ Look for closeout prices on all of your favorite medium(s). ____________________________________________________________________________ Always bring joy and spirit, this family is sure to brighten your own dark holidays… _______________________________________________________________________ ARMY FOOD for empathy ____________________________________________________________________________________ Tis the Season to Go Green!  Give a vintage computer!

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lindsay lohan \/\/ the bird with the crystal plumage

December 1, 2009
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lindsay lohan \/\/ the bird with the crystal plumage

In 1986, sperm and egg were poured together like a great mixologist’s concoction and Lindsay Lohan was conceived.  Who knew that just a couple of decades later, it would be another mixologist who intoxicated dear Lindsay and splash her face across pages and pages of pulp fiction for the bored, restless, creatively downtrodden, and excessively voyeuristic human race? Were Lindsay’s parents drunk on the possibility of birthing a social phenomenon?  Or was it purely boredom that brought about this egg/sperm dance that resulted in a troubled and ingenius mixing of genes.  The pages and pages of magazines, website articles, photo galleries, film stills and books that Lindsay has spawned can be indebted to one  solid moment in the lives of the Lohan progenitors. The brazen, multi-talented actress/pop singer/model/ PDA activist/drug user/anorexic/ hair extension advocate/Daddy-hater/ paparazzi-leech/ DUI poster child/ fashionista/ and fashion designer and muse has been the frontwoman of American sensationalism has given the world a reason to second guess stardom, fame, and self-promotion.  She is the am-I-gay-am-I-not Patty Duke of the 2000′s.  The screaming Mimi of Hollywood…The Bird with the Crystal Plumage whose veins mirror those of a crack addict’s.  Thanks to the aforementioned egg/sperm dance to the Hollywood/drugs/booze/sex

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guns, ammo! voltage! straight jackets!

November 24, 2009
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guns, ammo! voltage! straight jackets!

Working out is a proven anti-depressant and happiness booster, yet Prozac still seemingly reigns intrepid king of attempting to propagate endorphins.   “Endorphins work as “natural pain relievers.” !!!!!  Forget any kinda pill!! Popping pillz is much more costly than strapping on running lace-ups and taking to the streets, yet it’s easier, a real fast method.  Warm guns produce flushed cheeks, flat abs, sex appeal. Happiness is a fucking warm gun, people! Exercise =Sex appeal = sex = happiness. Anti-ds= funky brainwaves= happyhappyjoyimsoexcited demeanors + decrease in libido = loss of sex + she/he’s freakily excited = sadness Which equation is more appealing?  Duh. Sex is so open-ended too.  There are the many fetishes which spill forth from our extensive human genomes.  Sex for Furry-lovers, sex for people who enjoy only themselves, sex for moms, sex for grandfathers, sex for exhibitionists, sex for nuns, sex for orange juice-addicts, sex for people who like being in little booths in Chinatown with a woman in pleather whipping them, sex for accountants who only get off during tax season… We all could/can be happy.  All it might take is a little flexing, heavy breathing, spandex, water bottles, dedication.

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air / space

November 17, 2009
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air / space

Humans always want to reach other realms. With the birth of electronic music and its wholehearted acceptance into 80′s popular culture, humans got closer to otherworldliness.  Androgyny reigned and as people summoned their Martian counterparts by way of instruments altering natural sound, they all grew a little closer to the weird and strange, dead, undead, broken, distant, and freakish. With synth pop’s uneasy swells and nuances.  Ghosts and the paranormal seem closer than before. Science fiction and narrative become more a part of the look and feel of 80′s music. Waving mind-numbing sounds with electro-light shows, fog, and indiglo face paint took center stage eating up any bit a reminder of the normalcy in the streets outside.  ••• Gary Numan, a  progenitor of the pop electronic music movement summons alien chic, otherworldliness and captivating escapism with flailing arms and limbs. Electronics have brought us closer to the unknown, just like acid, yet more creepy and straight edge.

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