via thingsuwant.co.uk
4 parts vodka
2 parts amaretto
1 part holy water
Preparation: Pour ingredients into an ice-filled rocks glass and stir with a sharp instrument. Instead of straws, stick plastic cocktail drink swords (point up) in the glass. Serve to your mother and consider decapitating her if God tells you to do so.
“Mom, listen, I’m just going to kill the demon INSIDE you. Okay?” I guess this is what actor Michael Brea (Ugly Betty, Step Up, blah blah) was trying to say when he hacked his mother to death with a samurai sword. According to Brea, this was “an act of God”. Well, God, you have some explaining to do. Mr. Brea is of Haitian decent and has no business using a tool of Japanese militants to do YOUR dirty work. Actually, the consistency of the reports of the weapon used is really shitty, so we’re going with katana for now.
This story is a veritable gold mine of craziness, but he’s not so different from other demon slayers. Dante, of Devil May Cry, is probably my favorite mercenary because he uses guns and swords and looks fucking awesome. The Doom-guy from Doom also does a good job of killing the shit out of the wicked, but he’s sooo 90′s and way too FPS for me.
All the demon videos on YouTube suck. This girl is hilarious.
And I’m pretty sure that’s the way it is.
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