FUCK YOU CAT.
Don’t look at me like that you hairy bastard.
I might like dogs but I don’t like you,
or your swarthy airborne hair.
Looking at me will get you KILLED.
I eat a lot of Chinese food and I’m pretty sure you’re delicious.
Get out of here you damnable Jackal.
I don’t even think a Jackal is a big cat,
got me thinking,
maybe “Cancerous Panther” is funnier?
Malignant Lynx, Leprous Leopard, Scabby Siamese, Cretinous Cheetah, Loathsome Lion.
My patience is running thin,
I’m tired, almost ill.
Yet we have to,
make these lover’s eyes at one another.
I don’t want to hate you,
and your cherubic little purr,
those whiskers from the cartoons,
and the slag of your seductive tail.
But you make me sneeze so get the hell away from me,
I need sleep.
thachickenflava at gmail if you please