FUCK YOU CAT.
Don’t look at me like that you hairy bastard.
I might like dogs but I don’t like you,
or your swarthy airborne hair.
Looking at me will get you KILLED.
I eat a lot of Chinese food and I’m pretty sure you’re delicious.
Get out of here you damnable Jackal.
PFFFFFFFFTCHEW
I don’t even think a Jackal is a big cat,
got me thinking,
maybe “Cancerous Panther” is funnier?
PFFFFFFFFTCHEW
Or…
Malignant Lynx, Leprous Leopard, Scabby Siamese, Cretinous Cheetah, Loathsome Lion.
PFFFFFFFFTCHEW
My patience is running thin,
I’m tired, almost ill.
PFFFFFFFFTCHEW
Yet we have to,
make these lover’s eyes at one another.
I don’t want to hate you,
and your cherubic little purr,
those whiskers from the cartoons,
and the slag of your seductive tail.
PFFFFFFFFTCHEW
But you make me sneeze so get the hell away from me,
I need sleep.
PFFFFFFFFTCHEW
Image Credit: Khairie Rahman, Noel Chenier,
thachickenflava at gmail if you please
I kind of get the feeling that the avant guardian is slowly caving in on itself, like Don Hertzfeldt’s “Rejected” cartoons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI
Fortunately what’s beginning to rise from the ashes is looking pretty spectacular. allography is coming, y’all. The time is nigh!
I AM A BANANA.
Winston is pissed at your moaning, but he’s also reassured me that he’d still hit it on the down low.
Hey baby
Why dontcha tell me some more about this friend with the cat… funny the lies you tell me. Shows how lame you are. Oh and dont forget to tell michelle hello for me too.
You better get da f..ck out of there and leave the cat alone.