Running through the streets of this city is never a task to take lightly, especially when you're chasing someone. Your eyes have to move fast, back and forth between the person running from you and the street full of potholes so large you could curl up and sleep in them.
“radical art, like radical society, is radical not because it seeks extremes but because it desires to place the burden of hope for the future on the shoulders of an art which is sweeping, visionary, rapturous, disciplined, intelligent, and open.”
“Burning embers hearts united We remembered mystical beauty If you look hard you can find a Rainbow trail it’s deep inside ya Fear not you’re a rainbowarrior” -cocorosie
You know the big bang never happened here? It was a bang everywhere else, but here it was more like a loud, wet thwap that started everything – like the sound a soggy pancake makes when you throw it against a bowling ball that's been dipped in grease.
Winter Music Conference is a trying moment for the city of Miami because seventy five percent of the tourists in town are tripping balls and totally need some water or something bro. I set out over the last several days to actively avoid this crap. Here are my thoughts and ruminations: These people are weird and drastically void of self awareness. Each set list on the ubiquitous club poster has so many names that it’s confusing to wade through. I am not on the cutting edge of nightclub electronica, but I don’t know ANY of these people. Everyone walking around town seems British. I write a music column on the internet and don’t give a smegma. The thing about Winter Music Conference is that it’s all about club drugs. Learned about “mali” this week. Apparently it’s a really intense form of ecstasy and dangerous for people who are prone to lockjaw. Like jaundice. Anyway Mali is no longer JUST a country in western Africa. Ohh there ARE a lot of British people here. Boom chicka boom chicka doo doo doo DOO DOO DOO DOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOO PEEEEEEEWSCHHHHHHH!!!! Fake DJ names: DJ Vaguely Japanese. DJ Wet Matches. DJ Flog. DJ Purple Drank. DJ Bond James [...]
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