gift giving (and receiving) guide for the perplexed

It’s family time.  And they’re crazy?

Look no further than this coffee table book to let them know…

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Look for closeout prices on all of your favorite medium(s).

Coax Them to Speak to Spirits.... Instead of You. Pull the Powers from Within

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Always bring joy and spirit, this family is sure to brighten your own dark holidays…

Love & Marriage Counseling for a Low Low Price

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ARMY FOOD for empathy

Coerce Your Family Into Realizing How Much They Have By Showing Them How Much They Don't

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Tis the Season to Go Green!  Give a vintage computer!

Computing Can Be Green Too!

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