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breaking booze\/\/oh my god, mother, the demon
"Mom, listen, I'm just going to kill the demon INSIDE you. Okay?" I guess this is what actor Michael Brea (Ugly Betty, Step Up, blah blah) was trying to say when he hacked his mother to death with a "samurai sword".
breaking booze\/\/four loko like a man
I always knew you were a bitch, Massachusetts. With your stupid and difficult to spell state name, your arrogant universities, and your annoying sports fans, I can't believe I didn't see THIS coming.
the thief and the tree \/\/ a short story
Gnarled and twisting, with a reckless and unapologetic grace, the massive tree hunches there like a squatting giant with its massive halo of branches. Not a trace of order lies in the movements and twists of the branches – like hair that has become so tangled, so knotted, that its only future would be to shave it off and start from scratch.
good grief | a brief exposition on the letter “g”
“G” is a confusing letter to have to relate to for an internet post. My cellphone has 3 Gs, but fancier people’s have 4. Good AND gravy start with the letter “g”.
gurk | i’m so scared i could spit!
The more we progress technologically, the further we seem to get from the tangible world. Take for example the word “camel.” The word is a bunch of letters combined that have absolutely nothing to do with the sand-dwelling, hump-possessing mammal that has a penchant for spitting. I can only imagine that the word itself comes from the Hebrew word for the same animal,”גמל” (gammel). That word is also the name…
this week on the avant guardian | the letter ‘g’
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